Doctors use Thinking Putty in Cosmetic Surgery!

Considered a major breakthrough, this process is now being published in the Annals of Cosmetic and Reconstructive Research, an elite journal for the Cosmetic and Plastic Surgery community.

"By applying [putty] directly to the skin and then energizing it with a harmless electrical charge, we are able to rejuvenate skin. Many clients report we took ten years off their faces." says Dr. Henry P. Lippencott, the Institute's director.

Due to the low electrical charges used and the non-toxic nature of the putty product, FDA approval was not required to introduce this new procedure to the medical community.

William Francis, president of the industry's trade group, the Cosmetic and Plastic Surgery Society is estatic about the role government has played in bringing this procedure to market.

"Our ability to deliver this technique with minimal testing is another example of good government allowing researchers to push the boundaries of medicine without being stifled by government regulation."