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Thinking Putty, Fabric of the Future!Every day in the media, we read about 21st century fabrics. Oh, they'll keep us cool when it's warm and keep us warm when it's cool. They'll clean themselves, and never smell stinky. Hurrah!
Here in Crazy Aaron's Research Kitchen, we've decided to give you all a glimpse of the future. A true 21st century fabric has arrived! Clothing MADE FROM THINKING PUTTY!
It's durable (as long as you don't let it contact rubbing alcohol), lightweight (lighter than chain mail), and fashionable (you can mix two shirts together to acheive that "latest color"). When summer comes, just rip off the sleeves. Finally, clothing that works the way we do! Let me ask you a simple question. What other fabric is capable of making FULL COLOR COPIES without ELECTRICITY? Just think about how handy this could be...if someone at work hands you an important document, just press it to your chest and BAMMO! your own hard copy is ready for use. How many times have you gotten bruised walking into table corners, open cabinets, or that nasty shard of metal sticking out of the wall? With the incredible "Thinking Putty Fabric" you'll be insulated from all of life's little boo-boos.
Thinking Putty IS the "Fabric of the Future"! Just don't sit down. Thanks,
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